This morning my coworker, Carly, forwarded me an email from an
Attorney we work with in order to cover some of our out of state hearings.
The problem?
His account had been hacked by someone out in the Philippines claiming
to be this Attorney; saying he was stranded there and desperately needed money
in order to get home after being robbed.
Heart wrenching story, really.
Except for the fact that no one would ever send a mass email to
all known email contacts in order to get help in a jacked up situation.
We have all received spam emails or emails from Wkihviuasherkjbn
Hoidaondrgn saying they have 10 million dollars and that we are the only person
who was left is Sister Mother Theresa's Will as the recipient... and then we
all ignore and delete them.
I don't know what happened... I decided that I simply must
respond. I needed to see where it would go... and how far I could push it...
I do want to note I removed and amended some information in order
to protect this Attorney's information and privacy.
From: Robert Fireman
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 6:34 AM
To: Carly
Subject: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 6:34 AM
To: Carly
Subject: SAD NEWS!!!
Good Morning,
I'm writing this with tears in my eyes, I came down here to
Philippines on a short vacation with my family unfortunately I was mugged at
the park of the hotel where I stayed, all cash, credit card and cell phone were
stolen off me but luckily for me I still have my passport with me.
I've been to the embassy and the Police here not helping issues at all and my return flight leaves in few hours from now but am having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let me leave until I settle the bills.
Am so worried at the moment.
Kind regards
I've been to the embassy and the Police here not helping issues at all and my return flight leaves in few hours from now but am having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let me leave until I settle the bills.
Am so worried at the moment.
Kind regards
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber
To: Robert Fireman <firemanattorney@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 6:59 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
Hi Bob,
I hope everything has sorted itself out by now. Carly is out of
the office so this was forwarded to me. Please let me know if I can help in any
way!
Katy
From: Robert Fireman <firemanattorney@aol.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 7:22 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 7:22 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
I'm so glad to hear from you, I'm stranded and empty without my
phone which has limited my communication to emails, I feel so sick right now
also your lovely email has cheered me up.i need to get my ticket straightened
out and sort my hotel bills I promise to pay you back as soon as I get back
home . I need about $1,950. You can have the cash wired to my name and present
location via Western Union thank God i still have my passport ID as proof to
pick up the money.
The details you need is:
Name :.Robert Fireman
Location: 49 Roxas Boulevard cor. Manila, Philippines
Amount.. $1,950
As soon as it has been done, kindly get back to me with the confirmation number. Let me know if you are heading to the WU outlet now???
Thanks.... I would want you to take this as a life saving Moment i will never forget.
The details you need is:
Name :.Robert Fireman
Location: 49 Roxas Boulevard cor. Manila, Philippines
Amount.. $1,950
As soon as it has been done, kindly get back to me with the confirmation number. Let me know if you are heading to the WU outlet now???
Thanks.... I would want you to take this as a life saving Moment i will never forget.
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber
To: Robert Fireman <Firemanre@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 7:26 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
I’ve never wired money before, how do I do it?
From: Robert Fireman [mailto:Firemaner@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 7:36 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 7:36 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
Thanks for your help, all you have to do is take cash to the
nearest western union office around you and have the cash wired to my name and
current location which is Manila, Philippines.
Thank God i still have my passport ID as proof to get the money at western union, am still here waiting to hear from you with the western union details and just keep me posted once you have it done.
Hanging here
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber
To: Robert Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 7:41 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
I have never seen a western union. Is that like a cigarette shop?
Can I go to Walmart instead? There’s a Walmart right down the
road!
From: Robert Fireman [mailto:Firemaner@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 7:47 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 7:47 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
you can go to walmart and have the money sent from western union
there, please get back to me with the confirmation number once it's done.
Hanging here
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber
To: Robert Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 7:57 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
To: Robert Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 7:57 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
I just called Walmart and they said that they don’t have a western
union building in their building.
I was kind of bummed because I just ran out of English muffins and
peanut butter and I figured I could send you the money and get my muffins at
the same time… but now I am at a standstill.
Perhaps I could just send it in a check via UPS? I heard that UPS
is very good, although their uniforms are hideous… like manure.
Anyhow, would UPS work?
I can just write the check now!
From: Robert Fireman [mailto:Firemaner@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:00 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:00 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
locate the nearest western union office www.westernunion.com/info/agentLocatorLookup.asp
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber <kbarber@mlg-defaultlaw.com>
To: Robert E Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 8:09 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
To: Robert E Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 8:09 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
I used that link and it says the closest western union office is
100 miles and will take over two hours in traffic each way!
See:
5. Merge onto I-95 N
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13.2 mi
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6. Continue onto RI-146 N
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16.1 mi
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7. Continue onto MA-146 N
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17.9 mi
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I don’t know if I can just take 4 hours out of work. I could
probably threaten my boss with sexual harassment, but that’s a long shot.
I have a FedEx account that I could probably use to send the
check. Can I just overnight it via FedEx?
I can’t go after work either because I have like 4 or 5 babies at
home and it’s dangerous to leave them alone for more than 4 hours because they
need to eat and they go to the bathroom all the time.
Let me know!
From: Robert Fireman [mailto:Firemaner@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:20 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:20 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Omg!!! i can only get the money when you send it by western
union,it would be so easy for me and i promise to refund as soon as i get
home......
please dont fail me cuz my hope is on you and i would be so happy
if you get the money sent and send me the confirmation code.
please help me out and God bless
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber
To: Robert E Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 8:31 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
To: Robert E Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 8:31 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
Okay, my boss is going on his lunch break so I could leave now and
just say I got in a fiery car crash and couldn’t get back to work.
So when I go inside the building what do I tell them? Don’t they
need an address or something or do they just need your name?
I’m actually starting to get nervous about this, like I’m getting
all sweaty in my armpits with worry.
How will I know it goes to you and not someone else in their dirty
apartment filled with fruit flies?
I don’t understand how I can give someone money here and I will
know it goes to you; just tell the money order goons that it needs to go to Bob
Fireman in Maynilla Phillippeans?
From: Robert Fireman [mailto:Firemaner@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:40 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:40 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Thank you for your mail of relief,dont worry because i'm the only
one who can pick up the money because you are sending it in my name and i have
my passport to claim the money so dont be bothered just get it sent to my name
and location....get back to me with the confirmation code that i can use to get
the money... see below.
Name :.Robert Fireman
Location: 49 Roxas Boulevard cor. Manila, Philippines
Amount.. $1,950
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber <kbarber@mlg-defaultlaw.com>
To: Robert Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 8:47 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
To: Robert Fireman <Firemaner@aol.com>
Sent: Tue, Jun 12, 2012 8:47 am
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
No, Bob, thank you for letting me help you after all you have done
for me and all my babies… really. I just get nervous for you.
I looked on Google maps to find your location and saw that you’re
right near the US Embassy and a satellite police station. I can’t believe they
won’t help you as a fellow American!! Communist SWINE!!!
Since it’s such a long drive to the Western Union and since you
don’t have a phone, would you like me to call the Embassy and place a
complaint? And I would also like to call the police since they are so close and
make sure you are okay and no one tries to steal this money from you.
Thankfully I am on lots of welfare for all my babies so I can
afford to help you, but I just want to make sure you make it home okay!!
I am in a glass case of emotion right now!!
From: Robert Fireman [mailto:Firemaner@aol.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:52 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 8:52 AM
To: Kathryn Barber
Subject: Re: SAD NEWS!!!
thanks for your help but i would still prepare you to get the
money sent so i can pay the bills and get home asap,i have limited time here
and really cant wait any longer,so please get the money sent and everything
would be ok.
Attorney Bob Fireman
678 Sunny Ave.,
Cambridge, MA 90210
phone: 617-354-8005
fax: 617-492-6905
From: Kathryn Barber
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:01 AM
To: 'Robert Fireman'
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:01 AM
To: 'Robert Fireman'
Subject: RE: SAD NEWS!!!
Ok, I just want to make sure it’s going to be fine…
I just got the confirmation code, it’s: gofuckyourself.
Do people really fall for this shit? I mean, that’s amazing…
Thank you for providing me with some humor and good luck on your future endeavors of being a scumbag trying to scam
money.
Cheers!